Clean Jokes

(Its examination week so I'll be pretty busy making tests for my pupils. To keep my blog "alive" I will be posting a joke here and there...)

A visitor to a drought area was engaged in a conversation at the local store about the "no rain" situation.

Yout think the drought is bad here," the merchant observed," but down south of here aways, they haven't had any for so long that the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are using a damp cloth, and the Presbyterians are issuing rain checks!"