Thursday, January 29, 2009

Government Agencies According to my Grade 3 Pupils

We discussed government agencies responsible for providing services in health, disaster and social welfare in civic class. I gave a fill in the blanks for my recall quiz and I told the class that who ever finished their work early can take their recess early. So they tried their best to fill in the blanks as fast and as correctly as they can. Some of my pupils’ answer got me laughing so hard that I thought I was going to fart.

I am not making fun of my pupils, what I’m trying to show is their creativity in answering the quiz. I used to do this during my grade school days too; I invent.

Here are some of them:

Fill in the blanks.

DND- Department of _______________________ (Defense)

Some of the answers I got are:

Department of Decoration

Department of National Development (Hmmmmm…logical may I say.)

NDCC- National Disaster ______________ Council. (Coordinating)

National Worker Coordination (Where did that came from….)

National Development Coordinating Council (Very Good!)

National Dark Coordinating Council

National Department Coordinating Creator (Hmmmmm….)


NHA- National _________________ Authority (Housing)

National ATM Authority (Very Good!)

National Health Authority

National Housing Authornity


Pag-IBIG- Pagtutulungan sa kaunlaran, ____________, ___________,
Industriya at Gobyerno. (Ikaw, Bangko)


Pagtutulungan, Insurance, Bank, Intrinity, Government, Industriya at
Gobyerno.

Pagtutulungan sa kaunlaran Isda, Bahay, Industriya at Gobyerno

Pagtutulungan sa Kaunlaran Isda, Balbas, Industriya at Gobyerno.

HUDC- Housing and Urban ______________ Council (Development)

Housing and Urban Doctor Commission

Housing and Urban Department Coordination

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

RA 7610

I taught Republic Act 7610to my pupils yesterday. RA 7610 is the law protecting children against abuse and child labor. I had the pupils memorize the law.

I was just joking but I told my pupils to cite the law against their parents if their parents threaten them with spanking. The whole class were smiling. It's a gremlin like smile.

This morning I asked the class what happened when they cited the law. One pupil was smiling at me and told me that it worked. His mother did not spank him but she did hit him in the head with her palm (lovngly he told me).

Another told me that her father just smiled.

Another told me that his father threatens to spank him with a G.I. pipe if he cites another law.

And now my puipls are citing RA 7610 against us teachers.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

NCD


I secured a copy of Natural Church Development from my younger sister. I showed it to our church's Sunday school head but she thinks its too technical for some of our layman pastor. She suggested that we simplify it. Anyway, I am looking for help on how to make it accessible. I am looking for websites.

Witty Geinstein


I am in the middle of a book. A philosophy book…hmmmm, or, a book about a philosopher, or…. I am reading Wittgenstein by Avrum Stroll (hhhmmmmmm…what’s in a name).

I cannot tell whether the book is a good book or a bad book because reading philosophy is something one does not do for entertainment. All I can say is that the book is confusing but it is understandable enough.


What made Wittgenstein different or unique among other modern philosophers is that he wrote just one book. A little book that is just 79 pages long. This is an extraordinary feat since most philosophical books takes about a thousand and a half page just to say “I think, therefore I am.” Wittgenstein wrote 15 more books after he died, an amazing feat.

The little book is titled’ “Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus.” Now, as a certified Harry Potter fan, this book sounds like fun, but it is not. Some say that if you are in good mood, the book can be like poetry otherwise….The book is enigmatic (one way of saying incomprehensible, unintelligible, unfathomable, impenetrable, inexplicable, inconceivable and perplexing). Here’s an interesting metaphor, “condensed cloud of philosophy in a drop of grammar. The general effect they make (the book’s contents) is that the text is a kind of cryptogram that requires deciphering.

The Tractus is written like a lesson plan…errr….I mean in short sporadic, aphorism like style. Hence the metaphor “condensed cloud of philosophy in a drop of grammar.”

Here are excerpts:

1. The world is everything that is the case.
1.1 The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
1.11 The world is determined by the facts, and these being all the facts.
2. What is the case, the fact, is the existence of atomic facts.

Now the exposition and the exegesis of these statements astound me. No wonder his philosophy of language is called logical atomism.

Wittgenstein’s life is as interesting as his philosophy.

He gave away his inheritance. This is not a joke since his family is a rich, aristocratic family in Austria. After writing Tractus, he taught in grade school. Where it is rumored he engaged in homosexual…errr….philosophizing. He had a bad temper, sensitive, dislikes people and all the trademark of a neurotic genius.

His lectures are reportedly weird because he lectured without any notes. He just talked and puffed his cigarette, paused to think and made strange facial gestures and then continued on lecturing or talking while his students sat around him like children waiting for something profound to come out of his lips.

I am about half the book. I am trying to make heads or tails but I think I’m doing ok.

Reading about a weird guy like Witt makes me think…

Sometimes I wonder, if I do something weird like stand on my head and then say weird things like….”If you take that, you took, and what is taken is what should be, and it is the token of the taking.” If I am rich, dead and had all the influence, complete with the quirks and mannerisms…I wonder how many people will try to do a hermeneutics and exegesis of what I have said.

Just wondering….delusions of grandeur.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

X-Files


I just watched X-Files: I want to Believe. And here's my review of the movie:


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To those who are planning to watch this movie on DVD: My advice is don't.
Better you watch an old x-files rerun. 1960's sci-fi B movies are better than this big budgeted flop.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

My Gulay...my PC's Down again!

I was playing a game in my computer when I noticed that the video was slowing down. I didn't take it seriously since the (ehemmmm hope there's no copy rights police here) OS that I am using is a pirated copy. So glitches and bugs are just normal problems that I encounter with my PC. Ussually I solve this by restarting.

As I was playing the game, I got irritated so I shot down the computer and just went to sleep. This afternoon when I came home from work, I opened my computer and I waited for the beeping sound. No sound!

All my work is in there, a draft for sunday's sermon, test items for my pupils, music for our choir, midi files, etc. My gulay.

I went to my friends computer shop and he said that he will repair it tomorrow.

It's difficult, very difficult without my computer. I was thinking of handwriting...but I got used to typing that I don't know how to write long hand anymore ...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Church Revival

First Pastor: I hear you had a revival.
Second Pastor: Yes, we did.
First Pastor: How many additions did you have?
Second Pastor: We didn't have any additions but we had some blessed subtractions.

___________

A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars. Everyone was afraid the shock would cause a heart attack and the man would die.

The minster went to the man's house and said, "Joe what would you if yu inherited a million dollars?"

Joe responded, "Well, Pastor, I think I would give half of it to th church."

The minister fell over dead.

(Its a good thing that my kumpare now has a computer shop that is just literally a few steps away from our home. Now, I can surf any time I like.)

Monday, January 12, 2009

Friendster

My post got a reaction from one of my daughter’s friend in the church. My daughter told me that her friend told her that she did not do anything. I was laughing because I never thought I would get a reaction, or maybe I am but definitely not from a child.

I was concerned about the friendsterbecause one of our church membernd decon had a harrowing experience with Friendster. His wife was shocked when she found out that his Friendster profile and picture album was filled with pornographic photos. Someone or something violated his Friendster. That’s what I am afraid of that’s why I posted a warning.

I was also just expressing my irritation. So, smile my dear child, its not you :-)

Friday, January 09, 2009

Clogged Nose

My wife and I went to Baguio for a post Christmas vacation. We stayed at my sister’s house in the seminary (PBTS). I was happy because I would be safe from the firecrackers’ smoke and the noise of the New Year’s revelers. The cool climate of Baguio (except in the town where the pollution is at par (or worse) with Metro Manila) did give me a temnporary relief from my allergies. Unfortunately, when I came back to Cainta, my allergies came back with a vengeance.


I really need a rest from my allergies! My Gulay, I would gladly give a million pesos for a week without any allergies.

Clean Jokes

(Its examination week so I'll be pretty busy making tests for my pupils. To keep my blog "alive" I will be posting a joke here and there...)

A visitor to a drought area was engaged in a conversation at the local store about the "no rain" situation.

Yout think the drought is bad here," the merchant observed," but down south of here aways, they haven't had any for so long that the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are using a damp cloth, and the Presbyterians are issuing rain checks!"

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Hmmmmm…OO nga ano?

What if aliens were proven to exist, what will happen to our faith?

We have been waiting for the return of Jesus for thousands of years, what if two thousand years from now people were still waiting for Jesus?

Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about these things.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Happy New Year!

My daughter's friendster

I am having a headache with my daughter's friendster. We cannot open it becuase the e-mail adress and the password was changed by someone or something. I told her if she shared her password with anyone else and she told me she gave it to her friends and now one of her friends changed the password and we cannot acess it.

This is a lesson that I hope my daughter learned. Whoever changed her frindster's password, I hope will restore it.

Christmas and New Year!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


My wife with the some of the youth that we are praying for.



Our church held the traditional "simbang gabi" or morning worship from Dec. 16-24. The service was attended mostly by the "new" youths (or the new beleivers group) in our church.

After the service I went to my early morning walks, and I found them there taking a walk with some of the "old believers."

I got a bikelog?

A year ago, I asked my daughter for a loan so that I could buy a mountain bike. This was in the middle of May 2021 and the pandemic was stil...