Saturday, May 05, 2012

So bad it was good: Nazis at the Center of the Earth

So bad it's good!
I watched Nazis at the Center of the Earth this afternoon and it was so bad that I could not stop from watching it.

Just before the WW II in Europe ended a group of Nazis led by Dr. Josef Mengele (an attempt at historicity)escaped from Germany to a secret base in Antarctica. These   Nazis survived by regenerating their bodies by harvesting organs from captured people.

Hitler being transported. Of course, at the beginning of the movie I did not think this was Hitler. I thought it was a bomb or a virus or something.
This guy's skin was ripped off and then transplanted to another Nazi.


Then there's a group of scientists in  a research station in Antarctica led by Dr. Adrian Reistad played here by Jack Busey, the only actor in the film that I knew, who was captured by the Nazi's. Unsuspecting, these group scientists later found out that Reistad was part of the Nazi conspiracy to revive Hitler or what remained of him, a head on a mechanical body, by injecting stem cells into the Hitler-robot.

The operation to get the brain stem cell was quite primitive, no anesthetics and no  sterilization. But the stem cell of an adult did not work.

Dr. Reistad found out that his girlfriend was pregnant. He got an idea, why not use a fetus' stem cells. So, here he vacuumed the fetus out of his girl friend's ovary  to obtain   the stem cells.

When Hitler was revived, the Nazi's fly out of Antarctica using the Orion (maybe with reference to Project Orion) the Nazi flying saucer (there were NAZI experimental flying saucers) to re conquer the world by releasing flesh-eating bacteria that Dr. Reistad brought with him to the Antarctica station.

Hitler giving a speech to the Fourth Reich composed of around twenty people.




The Nazi flying saucer: Orion


Of course, as expected: the breast exposure.


The Nazi flying saucer was destroyed by a grenade and Hitler was killed by injecting some chemical into his terminal or outlet or something.

Anyway, the plot was a spoof. The CGI was bad. But this movie had no pretensions of anything but fun.

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